A Letter to the Islamic Radicalists

Dear Fellows,

I really felt a dire need to talk with you over this image. I call you fellows because we seem to be on the same side, in the eyes of the West and the non-Muslims. But obviously, we are not. You're just crazy, extreme right-wingers, who I would never vote for. You party just the wrong way for my liking. If you behave like this without booze, I wonder what you'd go ahead doing with it.

Now, I'll begin with Freedom Can Go To Hell. Really? I am a Muslim too, you know, but I won't really be happy in your world of domination, control and hell. Doesn't sound very pleasant now, does it? So with your 20 something crazy followers, why don't you just ask the World Bank to buy you a separate island, which is in reasonable distance from all the other continents, and there you can practice your law however :D ... I am sure WB would happily do that for you. You're not so many, so one island would be good. I wonder if any women will choose to go with you, but if they do, I am sure your first mission would be to rapidly over-populate. And you'd find yourself in this dilemma of lack of land. Don't worry though. The kafirs (the Dutch), will be willing to help you out in making some extra land around you. Oh I'm terribly sorry, of course you'd never accept any help from them, they have unbelieving hands. You may also find yourself in a dilemma of lack of modernity. Sorry, can't help you there, you called it upon yourself.

As for Sharia For The Netherlands. yeah, whatever!

Lot's of love,
xoxo